Jan 252012
 

My kids have all taken turns sharing a respiratory funk over the last few weeks that I was lucky enough to catch as well.  Of course that’s what happens when a sick toddler tries to put one of her boogers in your nose.

I was down and out for most of last week, and I swear I looked like Gweneth Paltrow in Contagion.

Someone said, ‘at least you can pull off Gweneth Paltrow,’ which let me know they obviously hadn’t seen the movie.

Now that we’re right in the peak of cold and flu season, most of us have fallen ill at least once thanks to a nasty virus or bacteria. I’m certainly not alone there.

While at the doctor’s office last week, I was amused by a poster for ‘Avoiding the Flu’ which featured helpful tips for staying well.  Posters of this nature do offer some sound advice, but when you have small children, you really need to be very specific when trying to teach them these wellness tips.  As a parent, you may also find that these suggestions may need to be tailored to suit your own needs.

General Tip #1: Wash your hands frequently, especially before preparing or eating food.

Specific Kid’s Tip #1: Not all water is the same. When your older brother is at the sink, it is best to wait your turn instead of soaping up your hands and rinsing them in the toilet.

General Tip #2: Most cold and flu germs enter your body through your mouth, nose or eyes. Therefore keep your hands off your face which should help prevent germs from entering your system.

Specific Kid’s Tip #2: Having your sibling pick your booger for you will prevent germs from spreading from your finger into your nose; however, it will not prevent your sibling’s germs from entering your system. Please use a tissue in this instance.

General Tip # 3:  Get a flu shot if your doctor recommends it. Although it isn’t a guarantee, getting a flu shot each year is one of the best ways to prevent the flu.

Specific Kid’s Tip #3:  While you are waiting to get your flu shot at the doctor’s office, try not to catch the flu by licking the glass door which is covered in flu-ridden fingerprints.  This defeats the purpose of our visit.

General Tip #4: Eat healthy!  Foods like fruits and vegetables that are rich in antioxidants can help strengthen your immune system to keep you healthier.

Specific Kid’s Tip #4: Just because the United States Congress said pizza is a vegetable, doesn’t make it true.  Fruit snacks don’t count either. Eat your damn green beans.

General Tip #5:  Get plenty of sleep! Sufficient rest also helps the body function properly, and being well rested will further aid in your body being able to fight off illnesses.

Specific Kid’s Tip #5:  Go the f@ck to sleep!

There was also a suggestion to avoid sick people.  I suppose this means I either need to start home schooling or find bubbles for my kids to wear to school.  It is probably also going to further limit my already limited social calendar.

And if you’re a parent who catches a funk that your carrier monkeys brought home, remember, you get no sick time.  So rest when you can (turn on the babysitter-aka tv), drink lots of fluids (wine is a fluid, right?), and don’t worry about the laundry, dishes, etc.  They aren’t going anywhere!

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Just Say ‘No’

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Jan 232012
 

I just can’t stay away…not this time of year.  It’s not that I don’t want to quit, because I do. But it has its hooks in me, and I just can’t free myself.

Sometimes I can goes days, weeks, maybe even a month without it, and BAM!  Out of no where I’m sucked right back in.  It seems like the smallest problem can set it off, and I know I can handle it!  Why do I fall right back to using?  I know I can deal with this without it.

I’m educated.

I’m fairly smart.

I’ve even had a fair amount of real life experience.

I don’t need this to make me better.

It only makes me worse.

That’s right.  My name is Susan and I’m addicted to WebMD.

Please watch my video, WebMD: Just Say ‘No,’ and share it with anyone who you know that can’t stop self diagnosing themselves with one of the most ridiculous tools on the web.

I’m happy to say that I have been WebMD free for nearly four days.  I have high hopes that this time I’m off the site for good, but in reality, it’s probably just a matter of time.

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Jan 162012
 

In all my product searching for my other bad gift guides, I came across more than my fair share of bad gifts for couples.  More than any other holiday, I thought they fit best of all for Valentine’s Day.  Just for fun I threw in some other bad gifts ideas for both men and women in case any of you needed a little more variety in your bad gifts.

1. The Sweat-heart Sweet-shirt.  It’s a sweatshirt built for two!  So whether you want to take a walk in the park, go tailgating at a football game, or just to snuggle on the couch, the Sweat-Heart Sweet-Shirt will make sure your honey can’t escape.

2. Smittens.  Do you love holding hands, but you hate when you do it while wearing gloves? Smittens are perfect for the couple who loves to hold hands, but want to have their skin touching (and probably sweating) as long as they are bound together by fabric. Comes also with a left & right glove for your other hands.

3.  A cigarette holder built for two.  It’s long been said that the couple who smokes together, stays together.  How romantic.

4.  His and her furniture.  Seriously? I don’t even know what to say about these chairs.

5.  His and her bikini jeans.  I know how jealous all the men were when I posted the Bikini Jeans for women in a previous gift guide, and the fashion industry has heard and answered your prayers.  This Valentine’s Day you can turn heads together in your matching thong/jean combos! Hot damn!

6. Glow in the Dark Bra.  Your lady might have told you that she was hoping for a spark in the bedroom, but I promise this is not what she meant.

7.  Private Part Pant Expanders for Men.  Ladies, there’s never a good reason to give this gift…unless you’re breaking up with someone, then it’s just funny.  If you think your fella doesn’t have the, ahem, necessary equipment to fill out the Bikini Jeans, maybe you skip the jeans and buy some matching tee shirts.

8.  Bad Jewelry. They say it’s the thought that counts, but sometimes some thoughts are better left unsaid…or in this case unstamped. And yes, there is such a thing as bad jewelry.

9.  Anything weight loss related.  This should be self explanatory, but please refrain from buying your loved one any gym memberships, weight loss books, scales, etc. or you may find yourself alone next Valentine’s Day!

10.  Date night…with the kids.  Even if you can’t get a sitter for Valentine’s Day itself, celebrate another time alone. It’s a couple’s holiday, and you shouldn’t drag the kids along (literally).

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From a young age, I’ve been fairly self-entertaining.  Even now, as an adult, I can find ways to amuse myself whether I’m among other grownups, or if I’m spending all my time in the company of toddlers and young children.  This has worked out particularly well in helping me maintain my sanity while subjected to countless episodes of Dora and friends.  It is also an aid against the winter blues which I find are in full effect for me this time of year.

In the weeks following Christmas, especially in winters such as this, where the lack of snow leaves the landscape brown and barren, I need something to pick me up and get me through the short, colder days.

Humor has long been my weapon of choice.  You may have seen my nonsense dance to The Nutcracker around Christmas, and that was no accident.  When I start to get stressed and anxious (as I was around the holidays), I do something to distract and entertain myself.  Many of you commented on the video and said that your “favorite” part was that my kids didn’t seem the least bit phased to see their Mom dancing around the house in a leopard leotard, Santa hat, and tutu. It really is because I’m that stupid on a regular basis.  My kids, all being little, are quite taken by my antics and we sing and dance like no one is watching.  I’m sure as they get older, I’ll become the most embarrassing parent of all time (a title which I plan on earning).  For now, I’m entertaining at least to the three of them and the one of me.

Which brings me to last weekend.  I was feeling particularly sullen while sitting in my house which has been stripped of holiday cheer, so I decided to do some retail therapy.  Not that I need a reason to look forward to the arrival of Spring, but I thought I’d buy something I could wear when the seasons finally change would brighten my mood.

I’m attending a great charity event in April, The Real Charitable Housewives of Delaware’s Positively 80′s Mom Prom, which will benefit The Andrew McDonough B+® Foundation (you can read about their fabulous work helping critically ill children here).  This event is benefiting a great cause and I’ll be bringing a gift basket to raffle (and hopefully some other goodies too), along with my big hair and my radical 80′s prom dress that I ordered from Etsy this weekend.

Instead of a pair of new Spring sandals, a bright colored bag, or a cute outfit, I cheered myself up by buying a fabulous dress to wear to the event April 20th.  When it arrived yesterday I knew I could never wait that long to wear it.  My kids loved the sparkles and told me it was beautiful.  I tried it on…and wore it most of the day.

Making laundry fabulous...one load at a time.

Doing laundry never felt so good.

My whites have never been whiter, and this Mom sure feels a lot brighter.

I’m sure this is not the last you’ll be seeing of this dress.  I spent a fair amount of money on it, so aside from Mom Prom, I plan on getting my wear out of it.

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There are just some modern conveniences I wouldn’t want to live without.  I make no secret that I love all things vintage, but that really speaks more to the style of the clothing and not the lifestyle of the day.

I’m sure that there are hundred, if not thousands of products that I use in my daily life today that were not available, say, in the 1950′s.  Some big ones that come to mind would be central air conditioning, heated seats in cars, television remotes, the internet (hello, what’s a blogger?), and Tampax Tampons (sanitary belts are the stuff of nightmares).

This list, however, is some of the Modern Day Conveniences that as a mother I’m so thankful to have:

1.  Mr. Clean Magic Eraser

I have no idea what it’s made from, and frankly, my dears, I don’t give a damn.  What I do know is Mr. Clean Magic Erasers remove crayon, colored pencils, markers, pens, scuff marks, Tonka Truck dings, race car track marks, random smudges and mystery crud, and even brightens up a dull looking tub.  You just wet the sponge and wipe. Viola! Crayola whatever disappears. If there was a Hogwarts for Moms, Magic Eraser would be class 101. It’s fast, it’s amazing, and it keeps me from having to repaint my walls every day.

2. DVR

Hello, my name is Susan, and I let my kids watch TV.  Sometimes I even let them watch TV for hours. Let’s be honest, most of us don’t spend our entire day reading, crafting, and super Mom-ing our children.  I’ll be the first one to admit that when I need to do something like laundry, cleaning, cooking, or even want to use the bathroom for more than 30 seconds, I’ll select some of my kid’s prerecorded favorites from the DVR.  Take one look at the recorded programming and you’ll know who is watching TV in my house…(pause for effect)…sometimes it’s the children!

     *Gasp!*

Disney Junior, Nick Jr, and PBS Kids have saved my sanity on more than one sick day, rainy day, blizzard day, or just when the kids want to sit down and watch some TV.  With DVR I can even play what they like…on demand! Winning!

3. Cordless Telephones

The cordless phone: taking you to places you never knew you could go…on the phone.  I remember when I was a kid and we got our first cordless.  It was the size of an iron and had a giant three foot metal antenna which still apparently didn’t pick up a signal if you were more than a room away, but still, it was so much more than they had back in the old days, right?  Now, cordless phones are so receptive you could practically walk a mile away from the base.  The cordless lets me talk on the phone and follow my kids from room to room. I can’t imagine how many household items my cordless phone has kept from breaking, how many toys were prevented from being flushed down a toilet, how many Magic Erasers I didn’t need just because of the cordless telephone.

4.Home Security System

Having a home security system is such a comfort, but probably not for the reasons you think.  I have a security system not to keep people out, but to rest easy knowing my kids are in.  When my oldest, who is now six and a half, was just two years old, I was rinsing the lunch dishes. Joey had been out of his seat for no more than three minutes, and to the best of my knowledge he was in the next room playing with toys.  That’s what I thought until I heard the front door chime (a lovely setting on the system) letting me know the door had been opened.  By the time I dried my hands and walked down the hall, my then two year old was half way down the driveway.  I called out to him and he immediately replied, “Mail is here!”  It’s times like that, I’m glad I can rinse a dish and not have to worry about a toddler wandering away.  And since I still have a toddler, I’m grateful for an alarm.  They can’t get to a door or window, or at least out of one, without me being alerted.  With three of them, and just one of me, this is an essential.

5. Microwave Oven

The two minute (gluten free) mug brownie from Babble's Family Kitchen

 Even though the microwave first hit the market in the late 60′s, it really didn’t become a household staple until the 1980′s.  The microwave is used in my house daily reheating leftovers, cooking my kid’s favorites like hotdogs, steaming veggies the easy way, and even making snacks.  There’s even quick and delicious desserts available right from the microwave in just a couple minutes. Have you tried mug cakes? Babble’s Family Kitchen featured a bunch of delicious mug cakes and brownies (the one pictured above was gluten free too)!  Top it with a scoop of ice cream and it’s true love. But be warned, these microwave mug cakes may be fast and easy, but still they still come with cakey calories.

6.  Extra Large Capacity Washers and Dryers

If you would have told me ten years ago that I could fall in love with a washer and dryer I probably would have thought you were crazy, but it’s true.  Shortly after having my third child (and at the time having a four and two year old also), our washing machine broke and we decided to go with the extra large capacity washer and dryer (we purchased an LG pair).  Not only is it energy and water saving, it’s giant and it saves me loads of time.  Anything that minimizes time spent doing laundry is a must in my book.

 7. Car Entertainment Systems

I remember trips to the beach as a kid that felt like an eternity. Sitting in traffic, sticking to the vinyl seats in the summer’s heat while the vents blew “cool” (not air conditioned) air in our faces.  “Are we there yet?’ probably started not long after we left on what then was a two and a half hour drive.  I’m sure we read books, colored, and maybe played with some toys, but it felt like such a loooong trip. In retrospect, it was probably even longer for my poor parents.  Now I live about thirty miles closer to the beach, and Delaware added a freeway which eliminates a lot of the traffic through towns along the stretch to our shores.  My family frequents the beach, and in the summer we make weekly trips. However, the hour in the car always passes quickly…thanks to the overhead DVD player.  My kids even measure the distance from here to my in-laws in Pittsburgh by how many movies we watch.  That’s right, I let my kids watch TV in the house and in the car too! *Double gasp*

8. Keurig Single Cup Coffee Maker

It’s quick, it’s easy and it brews one cup at a time.  It’s my favorite small kitchen appliance and it makes me a much more pleasant person in the mornings…and afternoons.

9. Video Baby Monitor

These video monitors, which allow you to hear and see your baby, were around six and a half years ago when my oldest son was born, but I choose to add other necessities to my baby registry like jogging strollers (cause, you know, I’m so fit).  When I had my second child, it was just two years later and I busted the first monitor.  I was fortunate to work with some really fabulous people who gave me a sizable gift card which I used to buy a fancy pants video monitor.  Once Jake was out of the bassinet and in his crib, I was amazed at how many times I would have gotten up to check on him, but was able to stay in bed and see he was just wiggling around or getting into a new position.  Anything that gives a Mom more sleep and less anxiety that doesn’t require a prescription is another must have on my list!

10. Social Media

Social media is still evolving and who knows where it will lead, but personally, I’m thankful for it.  Without sites like Facebook and Twitter I would have lost touch with a lot of old friends from school and work, and I wouldn’t have a place to share and connect (at least not during nap time)!  Plus, chances are, you wouldn’t be reading this!

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Jan 012012
 

I’m working on a few resolutions for 2012, but I tend to be a bit lackadaisical when it comes to actually following through with them. Honestly, I think the whole process is silly, and I find, this time of year in particular, that I’m not really in the mood for breaking bad habits or starting something new.

Typically, I start feeling motivated and ready for a change in the Springtime when the longer days and warmer temperatures are just the spark I need to begin anew …and by that, of course, I mean a new crash diet and the fad workout of the moment before I have to put on a bathing suit for summer.  A new calendar year rolling in has just never been enough of a motivator for me, but in the spirit of the season, I usually give it the old college try.

So here are my casual resolutions for 2012:

1. Get Crafty.  I’ve tried my hand at sewing, knitting, and all sorts of general crafts all of which have ended terribly.  I’ve even failed at kid’s crafts; remember the Unicorn Poop incident (and that was what I got just for keeping craft supplies in the house)?  I’ve been thinking though; perhaps I’ve just been doing the wrong types of crafts.  Maybe there’s something out there that not only could I do, but that I’d enjoy also.  Something to which I excel, something that would appeal to me on a number of levels which, in turn, would motivate me to complete it.  I was thinking something like this would be perfect because I’d have nearly a year to complete it, and it looks like it would be a blast:

The wine bottle Christmas tree. It combines two of my favorite things- Christmas and wine.

Plus, I could get friends involved in this one.  I have a feeling if I asked around, I’d have plenty of volunteers to help me get this kind of crafty.

2. Read and write more.  Before kids, I used to read all the time.  Now, I’m lucky if I read anything that has chapters.  Typically I read a few magazines each month (which don’t even happen in one sitting), articles online, a few blogs, and of course I have my fill of children’s literature.  What I lack is any new books of my own choosing.  In fact, I think the last book I read cover to cover and finished was when I had pregnancy induced insomnia while I was expecting Cecilia (nearly three years ago).  So this year, I’m resolving to read more…you know, in my free time.

Same thing goes for the writing.  I don’t mean this blog either.  I’ve actually half written a handful of books, and maybe this will be the year I actually finish one (or two) again in my *ahem* free time.

I ordered Tina Fey's book, 'Bossypants,' last week....what? You were expecting 'War and Peace?'

3.  The proverbial exercise resolution.  Why not, right?  Well, I’ll tell you why not …two words: I’m lazy.  Seriously, that’s what it boils down to, but I know I should do it.  I just don’t…ever.  Every year I say I’m going to diet or exercise, and this year, thanks to my Irritable-Celiac’s-Who-Knows-What’s-Wrong-With-My-Insides-Syndrome, I’ve lost plenty of weight so now should focus on toning up.  The problem, is that takes effort and time, both of which I’m lacking.  Maybe if I hit the lottery I’ll hire a personal trainer…or plastic surgeon.  For traditions sake, and because I know I really should, I’m putting exercise on my list for this year.

 

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Winning

 Posted by Domestic Diva at 8:38 pm  Uncategorized
Dec 292011
 

Winning is in the eyes of the beholder.

We had two large family parties for Christmas and both had a White Elephant Gift Exchange.  We basically all bring a wrapped gift with no tag who it’s from, put it in a pile and all draw a number.  We then each choose a gift in order from the pile, or you can choose to steal a gift that has already been opened. Each gift can only be stolen twice so the third person that gets it is the “owner.” You know, because nothing says holiday spirit like taking nice gifts from your family members.

As always, there are a few real gifts that are stolen the max number of times, and also terrible (but funny) gifts you couldn’t give away if you tried.

This year we were 1/4 with gifts we could actually use; my husband snagged a gift card to a bagel shop, but other than that we got some fabulously bad Christmas gifts.

Thanks to my Uncle, I got not one, but TWO fire extinguisers. In his defense he didn't mean for this to be a bad gift. He's been living in third world countries for a number of years, and he's also a big Costco shopper. After a few holiday cocktails, he begins to get an accent and said, "What? Dis is not a bad gift! Your house on fire? Here, now it not burn down!"

The fire extinguishers were actually my second pick after a “Polska” scarf, perogies rug, perogies ornaments and perogies string lights were stolen from me. I actually really liked the Polish scarf (this is from my Polish side of the family I should mention). Even if I wasn’t Polish, who would want to pass on such fine Polish food decor?

I always loved Perogies...well, maybe not this much.

My Dad ended up stealing the Polish Perogi paraphernalia back from my uncle and trading me for the fire extinguishers…partly because he’s an awesome Dad and partly because he’s big on safety.

The other side of the family we scored real big too.  My husband is a quick learner and I hope he picks this up fast:

My husband was the big winner of the Belly Dancing Kit! Thanks, Aunt Terry!

I know, I know. You ladies are all jealous, but you’re significant others can learn belly dancing too. What a great gift for the guy in your life this Valentine’s Day!

And finally my other gift.

Really, this one is probably just what some people call karma.  You see, last year my gift to an unsuspecting family member was a giant throw blanket with my picture on it.  So this year, maybe it was fate that drew me to choose the gift that my cousin Bob had custom made:

Thanks, Bob, for the awesome throw pillow! It's beyond words!

Yes, Bob had a fabulous pillow made with his mug on it!  And apparently, I have one of you to thank!  Bob said he saw the website from a comment one of you left on a post about turning pictures into pillows.  So a big thanks to Bob for the lovely throw pillow, and a big thanks to whomever shared that wonderful website!

So there you have it. Another holiday come to pass…and this year, again, we were fortunate to be winning yet again!

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Dec 222011
 

There are several traits I always hoped that I would not pass on to my children.  Some are physical characteristics, some medical ailments, and others that are just parts of my character.  As any parent would probably tell you, I hope that it’s the best of me that passes to my children, and that the bad would somehow end with me.

For example:

My hair.

Sweet infant Christ,” I would pray, “in your mercy and love, hear and answer me.  Please spare my unborn infant from the constant sorrow and debilitating nature of my cursed curly head.  I pray you might intercede and bless my baby with straight, natural hair. Amen.”

My wheat intolerance/Celiac’s/general irritable stomach issues.

I’ve been allergic, or intolerant, to wheat for the last nine years.  I’ve spent nearly a decade learning, often the hard way, to read labels, ask about ingredients, and pass up on dishes that I once loved.  Thankfully, my kids were not born with any food allergies, and I hope they don’t inherit my late-onset digestive woes.

My inability to fully awaken and function like a normal human being prior to 10am.

I’ve always been more of a night person, and as most parents will tell you, sleep is probably the first thing you lose once you have kids.  I’m able to get by most mornings now that I’ve had six + years to adjust, and I can even complete the necessary tasks like dressing myself and my offspring, feeding them breakfast, and dropping off Joey at school.  I drink 1-2 cups of coffee, but even with the caffeine, I don’t usually feel much like myself until around 10am.  By no stretch of the imagination am I a morning person.

Neither is my son Joey.

Since Joey was a baby he wanted to be up later at night and would always, given the opportunity, sleep later into the morning.  With school, my biggest problem has always been getting Joey to fall asleep at night and get him to wake up and actually get out of bed in the morning.  Every morning I make him stand up before I leave the room when I’m trying to end his slumber.  This gives me better odds that when I come back in five minutes to get him breakfast, he won’t be sleeping again.

Since Joey is six, I let him choose his own clothes the night before and I lay them out for him to get dressed in the morning.  Today is his Christmas party and sing along, so I had him choose from one of his button down oxford shirts to wear to school.  In his defense, he typically only wears shirts like this for pictures, parties and holidays, so maybe that’s why he got confused.  Although, I think it’s more likely that he’s got his Mom’s mental capacity in the morning, and the poor kid just needs some more sleep.  Check out how Joey dressed himself and showed up for breakfast:

Still sleeping...?

When I told him he had his undershirt over his oxford, he looked at me and said "I don't know WHAT you're talking about, Mom." Like there was something wrong with me. I love his expression here too. It says, "Yeah, it's how I roll, Mom."

Can anybody tell me when I can start giving this poor kid some coffee??

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I used to have nice things…then I had children.

I change my decorations seasonally, but I have the most Christmas decorations by far.  It’s also my favorite time of year to decorate.  Coincidentally, it’s my children’s favorite time of year to mess with my stuff.

I learned a long time ago, not long after my oldest child began walking, that if I had something nice, something that was worth keeping nice, it had better be out of reach. This keeps my stuff -and my sanity- intact.

I have a few pieces that are expensive and a couple others that have been passed down and carry a lot of sentimental value.  Those items are visible but only behind locked cabinets.  Maybe one day they’ll make it to a more prominent location, but for now, that’s where they are safest.

My kids love to help me decorate, and especially at Christmas, I let them help as much as they can.  They also love to un-decorate, to move my decor around, oh, and they especially enjoy using my decorations to change up their play time.  Their favorite toys, by far, are the play sets they have, but playing with the same castle/fort/hero’s hub day after day can get old.  When that happens they like to incorporate the decorations into play time.

Here are just a few example of Christmas decorations turned play-things:

A scene  from Toy Story 4?  No one seems to hear me when I say, this is Mommy’s Italian No-Touch Nativity (and by Italian, I mean expensive) Set

Did I mention my kids have their own Nativity that my Aunt bought them from Hallmark? Well, they do, but there’s been some not so normal nativity nonsense afoot at the old stable.  Baby Jesus seems to be in peril, but thank God Joseph is a good Dad and is battling the great white shark trying to eat the poor helpless Christ Child.  Tigress from Kung Fu Panda has also put herself in harm’s way to protect our newborn savior, and someone called the cops.  Not sure who’s side the robot is on, but it’s probably best to stay back and wait until law enforcement works this mess out.

I noticed that there was a huge gap in the front Christmas tree where several branches were pressed downAs I approached I heard a noise too. Squirrel?? No, someone had just placed a remote controlled tarantula in the middle of the tree.  Given the height of the spider in the tree, I’m guessing this was one of the boys, but I’m not ruling out Cecilia throwing it in there either.

I’ve found things down in my hurricane glasses often enough that I always pick up the candles and look inside before lighting them.  Sometimes it’s an army man or two, maybe a couple of crayons, or a Happy Meal toy, and not as obvious as the deep-sea shit our friend Diver Dan is in at the moment.  A lit candle would be the least of this guy’s problems right now.

Nothing says, ‘Season’s Greetings’ or ‘Welcome’ like a live door wreath infested with Velociraptors.

Really, this year, I’m counting my seasonal blessings.  With a new puppy and a 2, 4, and 6 year old we’ve only lost about four tree ornaments, the train for under the tree was broken, and one piece of a collectable house.  A Christmas Miracle? Maybe…

What items, Holiday or otherwise, do your kids like to mess with constantly?  Have you lost any household items to play?  Leave me a comment!

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Nutcracker

 Posted by Domestic Diva at 10:20 am  Uncategorized
Dec 182011
 

It’s so easy, especially this time of year, to find ourselves caught up in all the hustle and bustle of the season.  We’re stressed from all the shopping, the crowds and lack of parking, the countless events and parties, and, if we’re not careful, the season is over and we never took the time to enjoy it.

It’s my most sincere holiday wish that each of you takes the time to enjoy all the joys of the season.  Eat, drink and be merry, my friends.  I wish you a season, and a New Year, full of love and laughter. May your cups always be full, may your worries be few, and may you always find the humor in your day.

I have received quite a few requests for another video, and even though I too am very busy especially in these final days before Christmas, I decided to grant your holiday requests.

You asked for it.

And before you watch this, let me just answer a few questions that will surely come up…

1) No, I am not a classically trained dancer.

2) No, I am not currently taking any medications, although clearly I should be

3) Acting like an idiot is one of my hobbies.

So without further adieu, I present, The Nutcracker: March of the Domestic Diva:

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