Jan 282011
 

On a scale of 1 to 10 my motivation to exercise and becoming physically fit is hovering around a 2.  The only reason I would say it’s not a 1 is because I am at least thinking about how I should be working out.  My main problem? I have no motivation.

I want to be healthy, but basically, in my ever-rationalizing mind, I’m healthy enough .  I’ve lost 55lbs since having my third (and final) child through dieting, and I’m now a healthy weight for my height.  My Wii Fit even shrunk my Mii and made my avatar thinner and happy rather than sad and fat like I started out.  By the way, I don’t actually exercise on Wii Fit, I just get on and weigh myself every 200 days or so.  So I’m healthy enough, so why isn’t that good enough?  Problem is I’m soft and squishy and resemble a before picture from a plastic surgeon’s office. I’m what people look like just before they get a suck and tuck.

Also countering any motivation to exercise is that fact that most of my clothes fit.  I used to say I didn’t care what the scale said as long as my clothes fit.  Funny thing was I did care what the scale said and my clothes did fit, just not well.  I had a chronic case of muffin top and often had to opt out of pants for fear of  camel toe.  Now I’m comfortable wearing, maybe not announcing, my size, so there isn’t much motivation to be active so my clothes will fit. And we’re no where near the panic-inducing swim suit season, so I can’t bank on that one (yet).

As much as I’m looking forward to Spring, we seem to be in a perpetual state of winter, and exercising outdoors (aside from shoveling) is not going to be happening any time soon.  I have these grandiose visions of me taking the baby for a run in the jogging stroller while the boys are in school.  Wanna take a guess how many times I’ve taken a kid for a run in the jogging stroller that I’ve had for nearly six years? Yeah, you guessed it, zero times.  Of course, if I was one to make excuses, I’d say I was pregnant every other year, and I was one of those barfing for 9 months preggos not one of those working out until the day I delivered Mamas.  Anyway, this is the first time since 2005 that I have a 19 month old and I’m not expecting another kid.  So maybe, just maybe, when the weather turns, I’ll start getting all in touch with nature and working out.  Time will tell.

I’ve been trying to think of the things that motivate me, or even things that motivate people in general.  Fear is a good motivator, but unless I can find a (slow) wild animal or person with an infectious disease to chase me, I have little hope of actually running anywhere.  Guilt, as with any good Catholic, is also a motivator for me, so if I had a workout partner who was relying on me to run with them daily, perhaps I’d do it. But I don’t have a workout partner so there’s no guilt to help me out.  Lastly, regardless of the fact that I’ve lost weight, food is still a motivator for me.  You’ve heard of the rabbit chasing the proverbial carrot on a stick, right?  So I’ve come up with a similar mechanism to aide me in my quest for physical fitness. See my new motivator, The Ham on a Stick:

So, if you’re someone who is already physically fit, can run (behind me) and hold a stick with a 5lb ham on the end, then I’d like to hire you. Pay is negotiable and I’m hoping to start running as soon as possible.  I may actually sign up for a 5K in Spring…late Spring…or early Summer.

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Jan 262011
 

Is it the constant onslaught of winter weather that leaves me so tired at the end of every day?  Is it a case of the “Winter Blues?” I swear I have Seasonal Affective Disorder, I am in desperate need of some light therapy (and regular on the couch head therapy too, I know). Or perhaps it’s the constant battle, the war that is never won, just surviving the day as a parent?

Whatever it is, it’s not the greatest feeling.  It’s my belief that it’s a combination of things but whatever the reason(s), it’s taking a toll.  I woke up the other day and my very first thought that popped into my waking mind was “Holy shit! I have over 13 hours until the kid’s bedtime.”  That sucks!

So here’s some bad poetry to celebrate the daily battles and little victories of the modern mother.  It’s my version of therapy.

Little Victories

Now that the day is done

Count all the little victories won

No toys (or bones) were broken

Only a few (dozen) curse words spoken

Three meals made plus snacks and more

Then all their remnants scrubbed from the ceiling, walls & floor

Play things scattered all around

Your sanity lost,  now is found

Kids are bathed and tucked in bed

No noise is left now but the pounding in your head

So kick up your feet, relax while you can

Tomorrow is another day & the battle begins again!

So rest while (and where ever) you can, Mamas....tomorrow is a new day!

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Where’s Mommy?

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Jan 232011
 

“Mom? Where are you? Mom, hellooooo? Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!” Jake called without taking a breath.  I held mine.

“Don’t even breathe, Susan…just be still,”  I cautioned myself knowing my serenity was hanging by a string.  I wondered what they wanted already.  I had only enjoyed a quick check of my email, a half a glass of wine and maybe three potato chips before they came calling.  “Ask your friggin father!” I silently commanded.

As their footsteps became more distant, I thought perhaps I was safe.  I smiled victoriously to myself, took another sip of wine and bit into one of my delicious potato chips.  It was the loudest potato chip ever.

“Ah-ha!”  My husband yelled. “I found her, boys!  She’s in here.”

“You’re an ass,” I said.

“You’re terrible at hiding.  I already used this spot yesterday,” my husband replied.

I thought that I had found a great hiding place in my kid’s tee-pee , and while they were playing Wii, I was sitting enjoying some peace and quiet.  However, since my husband gave up my location my Mommy-timeout was short lived.  With my bathroom door lock broken, my tee-pee hideout discovered, I’ll be scouting out my next quiet spot.  If it wasn’t 14 degrees I’d try the garage or attic, but in the meantime, it’s going to have to have heat.

Mommy timeout

"If you tell those damn kids where I am, I swear I'll kick your..."

Shhhhhhh!

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