My husband and I have known each other for over a decade. We met through work, dated for about a year and a half, got engaged and then were married another year and a half later. So after knowing each other over ten years, nearly eight years of marriage, having had three children, two homes, two dogs, and more goldfish than I’d care to admit murdering owning, I realized today that my darling husband, even after all this time, can still make me blush.
So as I stood there today in my PJ pants and pink fuzzy socks, the refrigerator light illuminating behind me, I was caught off guard not only by the sound of my husband entering the kitchen, but also by the immediate warmth I felt in my cheeks. With just one glance, just one look from this man, even after all this time and I was blushing.
Slowly, I lowered the bottle of Ranch dressing, swallowed what remained of my pride the mouthful of Ranch I had just squirted into my mouth, and just stood there totally caught Ranch-Handed blushing like a bride even after eight years.
Don’t judge me. It was nearing the expiration date and before I made a whole salad I just wanted to make sure it was still good…at least that’s what I told my husband.
In other unrelated news, my daughter, once she saw her dino-disaster gone viral, tried to explain away my last post. If you didn’t see the last post you can View the photos here before seeing the video below:
One last thing, thank you so much for everyone who’s voted for me at Circle of Moms, Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs! Voting ends in just two days, so please keep those votes coming! All you need to do is click the following link and then the “thumbs up” sign next to my name. Thanks again! Vote here: http://www.circleofmoms.com/top25/funny-moms
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I LOVE the vision I have of you squirting Ranch dressing into to mouth while standing in your PJs! LOVE! And I bet Hubby found it VERY sexy. Also, your daughter is PRECIOUS!! OMG! Makes me want to try for a girl! Although MY hubby has been snipped and burned to prevent any more little accidents so I MAY have to go for an Interracial baby. I’ve always wanted one of those. Lastly, THANK YOU for the shout out on your FB page! Really nice of you to share your votes! You should know I’ve been voting for you. I was never very good at competitions. No really YOU should win. ( then YOU say no YOU should win, then I say No YOU should win) and in the end I don’t usually win.
I love ranch. Obviously. I’m sure my husband will have that little gem in his mind for a while (Your welcome, Joe <—husband). And it was one of those squirt bottles if that makes me look any less gross, and it totally didn't touch my mouth. Did I mention I love ranch. It makes lettuce bearable/chewable.
And the girl is still pretty little (20 months) thus her lack of real words, but she still talks all day with random English here and there…and she was my second accident, we had a similar cut, burn, double knot and burn again just for good measure procedure done here too. Good God, if I had four I picture "lord of the flies." :::Shiver::::
And I merely gave a few suggestions….you and the other ladies were racking up the votes just fine….I just wanted people to know that they could vote for more than one. I didn't realize that until the 3rd or 4th day. that was more of a "Holla" at you gals, which by the way I cannot stop saying….Holla!
I'm gonna be excited when I can stop asking/begging/blackmailing for votes…..and YOU should win!!
I voted for you even though you’re TOTALLY kicking my ass. But #2 ! That’s awesome!!!
I’m gonna owe a lotta people beer after this. Truth be told, I keep posting on my personal Facebook about this, Top Mommy Blogs, Picket Fences, etc. and my friends and family are all probably ready to hide my statuses or delete me altogether. I did mention a FEW times, as extra incentive, that if I made the Top 25, it would give me added exposure (there are 6 million active users on Circle of Moms which I casually dropped also) leading them to believe that if I’m ever in a “I need votes” situation I might eventually have enough readers not to bother them. This, of course, will never happen, but apparently it worked!
And I’ve been voting for you too- seriously! I suck at competition…I put up some suggestions for who people should vote for on FB….you make me laugh, and it’s not just your fabulous self portrait! Anyway, thanks for the votes!!!
And P.S. YOU are still totally kicking my ass on Top Mommy Blogs!
Hilarious! We were on the same page here…reminds me of myself the other night eating most the container of Lofthouse cookies all by myself (also posted on my blog –guess we think alike
)…at least the hubs was out of town and didn’t catch me in the act!
Your daugter is seriously such a cutie!!!
Thankfully (?) I’m allergic to cookies, well wheat anyway. So that keeps me from the real good stuff….other than ranch.
And thanks, I think my daughter thinks so too
Great visual. Although I may never be able to eat ranch dressing again.
Apologies. I have a thing for Ranch. It speaks to me. Calls to me. When the siren comes calling, I can’t help but answer with a quick squirt. Before I get ranch on the brain, I’m going to stop….but again, my apologies
eewww to Ranch dressing, but loved the story. Now if it were a spoon full of nutella, that would make sense to me, although it would have been more difficult to explain.
I know, I know…I have a problem. I love Ranch. A lot. And I think I may be the only person on the planet who has never eaten Nutella….I better stay away if it’s good enough to sneak bites of…
H caught me with the whipped cream canister in mouth…slightly more potential there but instead he just claimed to be grossed out. Maybe I should try steak sauce?
Whip cream is definitely acceptable, and that could have gone another way for sure….H missed out there! Steak sauce on the other hand is probably right there with ranch dressing.