Feb 262012
 

Kids generally mean well, but sometimes their compliments leave a little to be desired.  Sure, they’re trying to say something nice, but there’s something that gets lost in translation from the kid’s mouth to the adult’s ears.

I could have a list a mile long, but these are some of my recent favorites…out of the mouth of (my) babes:

1.  I’m sure glad that Moms are so soft!

2.  Mom!  Your silver (gray) hairs are so fancy!

3.  You’re pretty smart, Mom. When I get to be 63, I hope I’m as smart as you!

4.  My favorite shape is a circle because that’s the same shape as you!

5.  Your butt looks just like a pillow pet.

6.  Oh! Your dress is pretty…but you should probably try to do something nicer with your hair.

7.  My Mom is a great cook. Her best dish is Mac&Cheese in a box. (on a card from preschool)

8.  I like your mustache much better than Dad’s.  Yours is soft and his is prickly.

9.  Mom! Please don’t sing, it hurts my ears. Don’t worry though, you’ve got moves like Jagger! You can just dance!

10.  You’re lucky to have a baby bump even though you don’t have a baby in your belly. They’re popular!

Further proof Mother Nature designs little kids to be so cute for a reason…

p.s. Thanks for all the well-wishes!  After 21 straight days of fever and sickness (a handful of pediatrician visits, Chest Xrays, ER Visits & more), all three of my kids are back to good health!  Time to Lysol-bomb the house and hope it stays this way a while!

What well meaning yet totally insulting compliments have your kids given to you? Leave me a comment!

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Day 18

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Feb 212012
 

I’m happy to report that Jake finally broke his fever on Friday after six days of high, scary temperatures.  Unfortunately, the same morning Jake woke up free of fever, my daughter, Cecilia, only two and a half, came down with this same virus.  As high as Joey and Jake got, Cecilia has been worse.  She was up over 106 over the weekend, and last night after getting a 107.5 on my thermal thermometer, we rushed to the ER.  Now, even though they said that those thermometers are not as accurate the higher the fever gets, she was still nearly 104 (rectally-that was fun), after a bath, Motrin and two hours.  Poor kid had a throat culture, chest xray, urinalysis (via a catheter-more good times), and after ruling out those bacterial sources, they think it’s a nasty virus and we’re back at home riding out the rest of the storm.  If she follows the same pattern as Joey and Jake tomorrow or Thursday should be her last day.  Unfortunately, with this particular bug, the high fevers persist until the very end (Jake’s last one was 105.7 and Joey’s was over 104).

So for anyone keeping track this is day 18 of straight fevers in the house.  Persistent, round the clock, alternating Tylenol and Motrin, anxiety-producing (for me) fevers.  I’m sure I’ll try to make light of this after we make it through the other side, but for now, if I’m not around the rest of the week, assume I’m tending to a sick toddler or rocking back and forth in a corner somewhere.

My poor baby : (

 

Fever might have killed her appetite, but she's still got her sense of humor. She calls this "Double binks! Double binks!"

Keep sending us those healthy vibes!  Thanks for all the well-wishes so far!

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Feb 162012
 

Do you Twitter?  I try, but I’m truly horrible at keeping up with it.  I’ve always been more of a Facebook kind of girl.  Recently though, one of Twitter’s trending topics has made it’s way around the social media circuit.  I started seeing Facebook updates and articles in popular online magazines for the TTT (Twitter Trending Topic) #describeyourlovelifewithamovietitle.  Then, as Valentine’s Day approached there was the popular #describeyoursexlifewithamovietitle.  Some of the responses were really clever and funny, and I wondered what we could do to keep this rolling.

So sticking with the movie title theme, can you describe your body after kids with a movie title?  Oops, I mean #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle.  Here are a few that describe my body after having three kids:

Remains of the Day  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Gone with the Wind  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Super Size Me  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Flubber  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Big  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

The Blob  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Collateral Damage  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

The Descent  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Jurrasic Park  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Porky’s  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Leave me a comment below or tag me on Twitter @NoDomesticDiva with your #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle (and if anyone says “The Firm” I’m going to slap you in the face with a cheeseburger).

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