Kids generally mean well, but sometimes their compliments leave a little to be desired.  Sure, they’re trying to say something nice, but there’s something that gets lost in translation from the kid’s mouth to the adult’s ears.

I could have a list a mile long, but these are some of my recent favorites…out of the mouth of (my) babes:

1.  I’m sure glad that Moms are so soft!

2.  Mom!  Your silver (gray) hairs are so fancy!

3.  You’re pretty smart, Mom. When I get to be 63, I hope I’m as smart as you!

4.  My favorite shape is a circle because that’s the same shape as you!

5.  Your butt looks just like a pillow pet.

6.  Oh! Your dress is pretty…but you should probably try to do something nicer with your hair.

7.  My Mom is a great cook. Her best dish is Mac&Cheese in a box. (on a card from preschool)

8.  I like your mustache much better than Dad’s.  Yours is soft and his is prickly.

9.  Mom! Please don’t sing, it hurts my ears. Don’t worry though, you’ve got moves like Jagger! You can just dance!

10.  You’re lucky to have a baby bump even though you don’t have a baby in your belly. They’re popular!

Further proof Mother Nature designs little kids to be so cute for a reason…

p.s. Thanks for all the well-wishes!  After 21 straight days of fever and sickness (a handful of pediatrician visits, Chest Xrays, ER Visits & more), all three of my kids are back to good health!  Time to Lysol-bomb the house and hope it stays this way a while!

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Day 18

 Posted by Domestic Diva at 11:20 am  Uncategorized
Feb 212012
 

I’m happy to report that Jake finally broke his fever on Friday after six days of high, scary temperatures.  Unfortunately, the same morning Jake woke up free of fever, my daughter, Cecilia, only two and a half, came down with this same virus.  As high as Joey and Jake got, Cecilia has been worse.  She was up over 106 over the weekend, and last night after getting a 107.5 on my thermal thermometer, we rushed to the ER.  Now, even though they said that those thermometers are not as accurate the higher the fever gets, she was still nearly 104 (rectally-that was fun), after a bath, Motrin and two hours.  Poor kid had a throat culture, chest xray, urinalysis (via a catheter-more good times), and after ruling out those bacterial sources, they think it’s a nasty virus and we’re back at home riding out the rest of the storm.  If she follows the same pattern as Joey and Jake tomorrow or Thursday should be her last day.  Unfortunately, with this particular bug, the high fevers persist until the very end (Jake’s last one was 105.7 and Joey’s was over 104).

So for anyone keeping track this is day 18 of straight fevers in the house.  Persistent, round the clock, alternating Tylenol and Motrin, anxiety-producing (for me) fevers.  I’m sure I’ll try to make light of this after we make it through the other side, but for now, if I’m not around the rest of the week, assume I’m tending to a sick toddler or rocking back and forth in a corner somewhere.

My poor baby : (

 

Fever might have killed her appetite, but she's still got her sense of humor. She calls this "Double binks! Double binks!"

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Do you Twitter?  I try, but I’m truly horrible at keeping up with it.  I’ve always been more of a Facebook kind of girl.  Recently though, one of Twitter’s trending topics has made it’s way around the social media circuit.  I started seeing Facebook updates and articles in popular online magazines for the TTT (Twitter Trending Topic) #describeyourlovelifewithamovietitle.  Then, as Valentine’s Day approached there was the popular #describeyoursexlifewithamovietitle.  Some of the responses were really clever and funny, and I wondered what we could do to keep this rolling.

So sticking with the movie title theme, can you describe your body after kids with a movie title?  Oops, I mean #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle.  Here are a few that describe my body after having three kids:

Remains of the Day  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Gone with the Wind  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Super Size Me  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Flubber  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Big  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

The Blob  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Collateral Damage  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

The Descent  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Jurrasic Park  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

Porky’s  #describeyourbodyafterkidswithamovietitle

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Feb 152012
 

Many of you have asked how Jake was doing, so I thought I’d share a quick update. Today his fevers were still high, up to 104 in the morning, but spiked to 102-103 during the rest of the morning and afternoon. He seemed to be a little better between those spikes, and rested well when he hit a low of 100.4, the lowest since Sunday. He also sat at his desk and painted today which was good to see him out of bed. Bad news is the poor kid is apparently traumatized by his illness (he really hates puking) and possibly hallucinating based on his portrayal of the events that happened this past Monday.

Jake’s art, aptly titled, “Throwing it up on my race car bed wiff an alligator.”

Jake, age 4, on illness

Thanks for all your comments and emails, he’s hanging in there. I’m hoping if he follows the same pattern that Joey did last week, he should be feeling better by Friday and like a human again by Saturday. Keep sending us good vibes and some healthy ones too for Cecilia. She’s hard enough to please when she’s well!

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Be Right Back

 Posted by Domestic Diva at 4:42 pm  Uncategorized
Feb 132012
 

 

Just a quick post to let you all know I’m still around, but taking care of some sick kids.  My oldest had strep plus some other crazy virus that gave him high fevers (up to 104) for 7 days in addition to vomiting, cough, runny nose, chills, etc.  He had a clear chest Xray last Thursday (thank God!).  Poor kid laid in bed for six days in a row.  Scared me to death because Joey is my child who typically has a fever and is still up and running around.  He lost six pounds, nearly 10% of his body weight in just five days.

Just as Joey turned a corner and enjoyed his first day out of bed and fever free on Sunday my four year old, Jake, started with a fever.  He was miserable most of the night with vomiting, chills, headache, but thankfully no cough or congestion.  He was seen this morning at the doctor’s office and was negative for strep.  They think he’s got a viral infection that’s been going around with high fevers lasting five days, and also that Joey must have had the strep plus this virus last week.  I’m having trouble keeping him comfortable and his fevers seem to persist every two-three hours despite alternating Motrin and Tylenol.  His highest fever so far was 105.7 and if he continues to be this sick I’m prepared to take him to the ER.  My sweet boy just keeps saying he’s “so sad” and “thanks for taking care of me. I love you.”

So now that we’re on day 9 of fevers around here, I’m going to probably be missing in action for a few days.  Jake always seems to get sicker than his siblings, and just seems to run higher than the other two.  Speaking of the other two, I’m praying Cecilia is spared this bug….

So talk among yourselves, be well and stay hydrated (someone drink a glass for me!) while I’m off the blog, Facebook and Twitter until this funk passes.

xoxo

Susan

p.s. You’ll be happy to hear I’m sticking to my guns and staying off WebMD.  I’m now 19 days clean which is good because these symptoms would probably yield a diagnosis that would require me to be sedated.

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Feb 072012
 

What’s up with Buzz?  Did he see M.I.A.’s unscripted flip of the bird during the Superbowl’s Halftime Show?

Is he as mad as I am that we have another funk in the house (poor Joey has Strep throat with fun extras like puking and 104 fevers)?

Or maybe he’s mad that we’re out of wine…that’s an empty wine rack behind him.  I keep the red wine there, but alas, the fridge is empty too.  This house seems to also be missing soda, chocolate and anything else that might make the last three days bearable.

So no, Buzz, there will be no buzz.  But I might join you in a end of day flip of the bird.  It might not taste as good as wine, or make my sick kid better any faster, but it sure makes me feel a little better!

Ever felt like having a grown up tantrum? Go ahead! Let it out! I’m not judging!

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Fashion Evolution

 Posted by Domestic Diva at 10:18 am  Uncategorized
Feb 012012
 

I’m proud of myself.  Truly, I am.  I’m learning to step outside the box a little more now that I’m in my 30′s …at least where fashion is concerned.  I went through a period for a couple of years where I was pretty much wearing the same style day after day.

Now, I’m embracing new fashions and it’s setting me free.  In fact, I find it inspires me in a sense.  In 2011 I really took some chances which lead me to a really great find for 2012 (but more on that in a minute).

The Leopard Leotard. For my first step outside the box, I didn’t take a baby step, I took a God damn flying leap and it felt marvolous! Animal print, especially on a leotard was…liberating.

The Leopard Leotard...perfect for any occasion.

Going Green.  In this day and age everyone strives to be more green.  Perhaps this was taking it a bit to literal, but I hope my message of conservation came across.  I couldn’t tell because I was having a hard time seeing or breathing in this thing:

Reduse, Reuse, Recycle...just like I did with my bathing suit circa 1995. I think it compliments the neon green perfectly.

Getting trendy. By the Fall, I decided that I shouldn’t knock it until I tried it.  So for the first time I tried on a poncho…I didn’t read the tag, but it appeared to have been made from buffalo hide and rabbit fur.  It smelled like buffalo ass, but my trendy friends said I look fabulous.

I'll appologize again to friend and photographer, Amber Shader, who was kind enough to take this picture and then was kicked out of the store with me by the "fashion police."

The Missoni Bandwagon. It seems like everyone had to have something from the Target Missoni clothing line, but was I willing to camp outside or fight a fellow soccer Mom over it?  Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t.  Maybe this is something my great aunt, a Franciscan Nun, knit back in 1976. I’ll never tell.

As Seen on TV. Keeping with my don’t knock it until you try it, I even purchased a Forever Lazy. Not only did I buy one and get one free, in addition to two pairs of matching fleece socks, but I feel much better about still being able to knock it…I gave it the old college try, and it was every bit as ridiculous as I thought it would be which is a shame really, because the name made it sound pretty appealing.

Full Circle. I ended the year, just as I began it, in the Leopard Leotard.  This time, to keep with the festive holiday season, I even added a leopard trimmed Santa hat and a tutu. You’re welcome….

I didn’t want to do the same old thing for 2012.  It’s a new year, and I wanted to continue to grow fashionably.  This can be challenging even to someone accustomed to taking chances when it comes to clothing.  So I turned to the place I usually go when I have a question that needs answering…Google.

Dear Google: What is worse than my leopard leotard?

And just as it always does, Google delivered.  And just as it always seems to do, this new clothing has inspired me.  I’m currently in production for my next workout video. This one has to do with staying motivated.  I hope it doesn’t disappoint.

What didn’t disappoint was Google’s answer to my problem.  Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Unitard:

I was so excited to get it on that I didn't even bother to change my black undergarments. I think seeing them through this fabulous one-piece spandex suit adds a little extra somethin.'

 

So I hope I haven’t stepped too far outside the fashion box because I’ll be honest. Unitards are way more fun than I thought they’d be.  I hope you’ll stay tuned for where I’ll be sporting this pink wonder suit next.

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