In case you’re new here, if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s finding bad gifts. It started with a family-sized gag gifts at Christmas, but I learned that doesn’t mean you can only give bad gifts once a year. No, you have several opportunities to give bad gifts throughout the year!
(For some of my most recent you can check out my Bad Mother’s Day Gifts, Bad Valentine’s Day Gifts, Bad Gifts for the Holidays, and more!)
So whether you’re here looking for the perfect gag gift, gifts to avoid, gifts for someone who likes stupid stuff, or a crappy gift because you don’t like your Dad (hey, I’m not judging), then check out this year’s Bad Father’s Day Gifts:
1. The Home Urinal. What’s worse than potty training a toddler? How about having man in the house who can never hit the toilet? Although, even in the most extreme cases, I’m not sure I can see actually having one of these contraptions in your home. This is the Goldman Home Urinal System, which for some reason, doesn’t seem to be for sale any longer (But maybe you’ll luck out and find one on Ebay):
Immage Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/25/the-stupidest-mens-produc_n_625532.html#s101535&title=Gold_Man_Home
2. Action Jeans. Is your man an active guy? Does he also love to wear jeans, but sometimes feels restricted by them? Well, you might need a time machine to get an original pair, but check out these Chuck Norris Action Jeans from the 1980′s!
3. Japanese Foam Women’s Legs Pillow. Does the man in your life have separation anxiety? Whenever you’re away from him does he have trouble sleeping? If you can’t be there to put him to bed each night, I’ve found the next best thing!
Image credit: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/336007/Japanese/
4. The Slim & Lift Undershirt for Men (aka Spanx for Dudes). Another quality product from the good folks over at As Seen on TV, your man’s unsightly beer belly can now be effectively sucked and tucked with this wondrous undershirt…and all for the low, low price of $13.99! Of course, anything that says, “here, take this gift to hide your fat,” might be better not given as a gift…unless you got a treadmill for Mother’s Day.
5. Skymall’s Head and Eye Massager. You thought last year’s head massager from Skymall was top notch, well, this year they’ve outdone themselves with the Head & Eye Massager. Help Dad relax, unwind, and look like he’s ready to fight an intergalactic battle with this contraption! Just $199.99!
6. Grill Sargent Apron. I would buy this as a gag gift for my own husband, except I know he would probably wear it…often. This apron has room for all the grilling essentials – grill tools, condiments, and beer cans. Just $19.99!
7. Whiskey & Tobacco Cologne. Tired of your Dad smelling like a sissy? For just $19.99 he can smell more masculine with this pungent Whiskey & Tobacco cologne!
8. Subtle Butt Gas Filters. Dad got gas? No problem! For just $11.95 grab some of these odor absorbing carbon inserts for Dad’s underwear. Come to think of it, this might be more of a gift for you, than Dad.
9. Beer Belly. Is Dad jealous of the Wine Bra? Well, he can easily take his beer on the go with the convenient, and stylish (!), beer belly vest for just $29.95. Beer is just a straw away with this innovative vest!
If you liked this year’s list of stupid gifts for Dad, or need more inspiration for that perfect bad gift, then don’t forget to check out last year’s stupid gift list here: 10 Bad Gifts for Dad 2011.
What do you think? Would you love to give (or get) any of these gifts? Are you doing it for payback or a joke? Leave me a comment, I’d love to hear what you think of these awful products!
Omg I do love the Subtle Butt… I’m getting a pack for the whole family!!!!
I think I’d rather deal with the current splatter than have to clean that urinal thing out…*gag*
Ok, I really want to get that apron for my brother…it’s SO him!
Subtle Butt – #2 ain’t called Stanky for nothing. Maybe I can sew these into his undies
I’m sorry, but, um, is there a height requirement for that urinal? It seems pretty tall for the average person, but hey, maybe that’s why it’s not around anymore? I’ll pass either way – I’ve got 4 penises in my house, and they are required to clean the floors around the man-toilets, as well as those toilets.
don’t forget that handprint over the toilet as they brace themselves!
OMG… The subtle butt!! I kid you not, there is some underwear sold in the U.K. via mailorder here, that has the charcoal panel built in!! I can seriously see how some office workers just MIGHT want this… the reviews swear it actually works.
That urinal.. oh man! Would NOT be happening in my domain, no way no how.
These were so funny.
I want to say that I watched a show where coworkers were complianing about another persons gas and they had some tv show host come in and give him subtle butt as well as a charcol pillow to sit on…but I have NO idea what show this was or when I saw it.
My hubby found that apron on FB and showed it to me. Basically, he wants one really bad now.
These are too funny! I think I’ll buy the butt filters for my hubby as a gift for myself. I can’t imagine anyone wanting the beer belly pouch – the beer would warm so quickly!
On the urinal, I have a friend who actually a put a real, porcelain urinal in one of their bathrooms for her husband for father’s day. It gets a lot of use!
Yikes! i think I would give them all!!! Especially the 1st one – as a gag gift for hubby after he got sick in November. And the butt filters would be the gift making us both happy!!! Love love love your posts!!! Glad you’re feeling better!
My son and husband are in serious diar need of the subtle butt. And so do Amy and Kim from the school LOL
Son of a bitch! What am I supposed to do with the Japanese Foam Women’s Legs Pillow I got for hubs? How was I supposed to know it wasn’t a cool gift? Now, where the hell did I put that receipt? I must have it here somewhere…
I don’t know… Chuck Norris looks kinda hot in those jeans and boots…
Actually, I’d consider buying the home urinal as one of those “looks like it’s for you but really it’s for me gifts” because I live with 3 boys and hold the highly esteemed position of household toilet cleaner. Not that I mind cleaning up other people’s pee or anything. No, it’s a time issue; this one would open up a boatload of extra time for me. Also, I have to appreciate the irony of the beer belly being modeled by a man who’s clearly, um, into health and fitness. I guess they have to do that, because using an actual owner of one for the photo probably wouldn’t help sell it.
I want some of these things! The “beer belly” would discreetly allow me to enjoy some rum & coke at the kid’s dance recitals, school band practice, and other horrifying events they expect us to sit through.
I’m still going WTF?! for the home urinal.
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The urinal thingy is cool for a frat house…to puke in or piss in =)
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