That’s right! I’m in a book! Not only am I officially published, but over the weekend I Want to Pee Alone became a best-selling book!
Along with my Mother of the Year Award, which totally should have arrived by now, I’m anxiously awaiting my Pulitzer Prize for my essay, The Tale of Two Vaginas.
I know you’re dying to read this hilarious book now; not only is there a toilet on the cover, but my essay has the word Vaginas in it.
It’s got to be good!
I don’t want to give away too much, so I’ll just say that my essay has only been previously shared with a small number of close friends, and this true, tragic, and hopefully funny tale is something that I’ve never written about before. I’d call it the perfect story for any mother who had a difficult recovery after delivery, great if you want to scare the maternity pants off an expecting mother (don’t do that, it’s not nice), or it could make the perfect birth control for teenagers!
This book is hilariously awesome, and I’m not just saying that because I’m in it – well, that’s not the only reason I’m saying it.
This collection of essays on everything motherhood was put together by the already best-selling author and mother-blogger, Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat. She selected 37 stories from some of the funniest motha‘s around, guaranteeing that you’re sure to laugh! You can find a full list of contributors at the bottom of the post (many of them you probably already know and love)!
Personally, I loved all the stories in the book; my only problem was finding quiet time to read it! Of course every time I found a quiet hiding place, my laughing out loud would ultimately give away my location and attract the attention of the kids. The good news is the essays are quick and easy to read, plus you won’t want to put it down!
Our reviews on Amazon have been great (read them here), and if you want a copy of I Just Want to Pee Alone, get ’em while they’re hot at the retailers below:
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For extra laughs, check out I Just Want to Pee Alone’s other mother contributors: