In my last post I told you all about the new, best-selling book, I Just Want to Pee Alone, that features some of my finest work *cough* and that of thirty-six other hilarious writers.
The post detailed who contributed, a little bit about my essay, and of course where you can buy it. We’ve hit #1 in several categories on amazon as well as #1 in humor books in iTunes! Amazing!
So what’s next?
Well, with such great reviews and the books selling fast, some of us thought we should get an audiobook going. Surely, celebrities would be lining up to be cast to read our essays, and since we’re running this show, we had some specific actors in mind for the parts.
Take a look at how we envision the auditions going:
For my essay, The Tale of Two Vaginas:
From Amy at My Real Life’s essay, The Poop Diaries:
From Lisa and Ashley at The Dose of Reality’s essay, The Husbands Who Cried Wolf-itis:
From Robyn at Hollow Tree Venture’s essay, Babies: As Easy as 1,2,3!
From Kerry at House TalkN’s essay, Giving the Milk Away for Free:
From Rebecca at Frugalista Blog’s essay, Bubble Baths and Shaved Legs:
From Andrea at The Underachiever’s Guide to being a Domestic Goddess’s essay, A Cougar is Born:
From Alicia at Naps Happen’s essay, The Treachery of Toys:
From Stephanie at Binkies and Briefcases’s essay, Potty Training and Prostate Exams:
From Nicole at Ninja Mom Blog’s essay, The Other Mommy War:
From Kim at Let Me Start by Saying Blog’s essay, The Naked Starfish:
From Rachael at RachRiot’s essay, My Awkward Period:
From Keesha at Mom’s New Stage’s essay, So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller:
From Bethany at Bad Parenting Moment’s essay, In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Penis:
From Johi at Confessions of a Corn Fed Girl’s essay, What You Mock, You Become:
From Tara at You Know It Happens at Your House Too’s essay, Pregnancy Secrets from the Inner Sanctum:
From Amy at Funny is Family’s essay, Embarrassment Thy Name is Motherhood:
From Michelle at You’re My Favorite Today’s essay, Don’t Stop Believin’:
From Suzanne at Toulouse & Tonic’s essay, A Stranger in the Land of Twigs and Berries:
From Teri at Snarkfest’s Essay, Kids and Cleaning: Just Kill Me Now:
From Kelley at Kelley’s Break Room’s essay, How Moving Made Me Want to Become a Carnie:
From Meredith at The Mom of the Year’s essay, Love, Tears and a Few Scattered Ashes:
And since my favorite audio version of any book ever was done by Samuel L. Jackson (his rendition of Go the F**k to Sleep),
I had to at least hear him read my essay too:
These are pretty funny on their own, but once you read the essays, you’ll appreciate them so much more! So what are you waiting for? Grab your copy of I Just Want to Pee Alone today!
Oh, and if you’re a celebrity that wants to record our anthology’s audio book, just have your people call my people…or maybe just have them email me. My people are all under 7 and don’t know how to answer the phone.
So what do you think? Have you read it? If you had your choice of celebrities to read something that you wrote, who would you choose? Leave me a comment and let me know!