Am I trying out for a part on AMC’s The Walking Dead?
Was I infected with something after trying to exorcise my toilet yesterday?
No, but I still haven’t heard from Clorox. Breaking into advertising is hard.
Was it something much worse?
Something unthinkable that caused this transformation?
Oh, I can hardly say it…
I dug through my cabinets and all I found was…was….decaf!
Oh the horror!
Have you picked out your Halloween costume yet? I think I might just be going as myself…