“Somewhere between love and madness lies…motherhood.”
Hi, I’m Susan, and I used to be a successful young professional in the corporate sector who had friends and a social life. One night, I went to bed a fit and fabulous 25 year old bride, and I woke up one day a frizzy and frazzled 39 year old stay at home mother of three. Although I wouldn’t trade it for the world, I learned pretty early on that motherhood is not all Hallmark moments… As with anything in life though, I think it’s all about your perspective. I try my best to look at the lighter side of being an aging, non-exercising, sleep-deprived, work at home mom. So this is me, usually frizzy and frazzled, but striving to find the funny in every day domestic bliss.
In addition to subscribing to my blog, you can find me on Facebook , Twitter , Instagram, Pinterest, and YouTube too. In total, I’ve grown to a readership of over 384,000+ followers!
In my 8+ years of blogging, I’ve won some awards from ranging from one of the Funniest Mom Blogs to a poem that landed me a year’s supply of bacon (true story). I’ve been in various publications such as Huffington Post, Redbook.com, LA Times, Forbes, RealBeauty.com, NickMom, and more. I’ve even been on the Dr. Oz Show. On the regular you’ll be able to find me with an upcoming monthly column on Cafe Mom and I am also a blogger with HuffPost Parents. To see all the wonderful places that I’ve been around the web, check out on my Press/Media page.
I’ve was also a keynote speaker as well as a class facilitator at the Blog University, and I am available for speaking and teaching at conferences or events. Email me for information on courses I am currently able to teach, or availability for speaking.
Book signings for the New York Times Best Selling humor anthology I Just Want to Pee Alone
If you represent a brand and are interested in becoming a Sponsor, please email me at NoDomesticDiva@gmail.com or check out my PR Info Page for general info on promotional opportunities like reviews, giveaways or brand ambassadorships. Ad space also available on a limited basis, email me for rates (no CPM please).
I am also available for social media management or consulting. I offer a wide range of services ranging from day to day social media strategies, blogger outreach, and promotion campaign strategy and implementation.
Any Questions, Comments or Concerns email me at NoDomesticDiva@gmail.com
Hi Diva!
Your blog is fantastic. Who put together your design?
I would like mine to look more professional but am not sure where to start.
The Warden
Hey, thanks!!
My husband is an IT guy by day for a bank, and he’s also my IT guy for my website. He does blog designs if you’d like some help. Pricing varies based on what you need. You can email to DomesticConsultants@gmail.com if you want some pricing.
I like your blog! The Toddlers/Assholes post is super funny. Reminds me of Chelsea Handler. She thinks toddlers are assholes too! Which, they pretty much are…
Thank you! I love Chelsea Handler although I’m not up much to see her show these days! And you’re right….they pretty much are : )
Saw a woman who looked like you at a pub in Newport, Rhode Island this weekend. Was going to say hello but didn’t want to embarrass my husband and kids any more than I usually do. Love your blog.
Great blog. Hysterical! Witty! Thanks for the funny posts!
Cool pool!……..Drool!