About Me
Hi, I’m Susan, and I used to be a successful young professional in the corporate sector who had friends and a social life. One night, I went to bed a fit and fabulous 25 year old bride, and I woke up one day a frizzy and frazzled 33 year old stay at home mother of three. Although I wouldn’t trade it for the world, I learned pretty early on that motherhood is not all Hallmark moments. At times it’s messy, smelly, and even embarrassing.
As with anything in life though, it’s all about perspective. I always try to look at the lighter side of being an aging, non-exercising, sleep-deprived, stay at home mom. I openly admit that I eat carbs and drink wine, and I won a year’s supply of pork in 2011 for a poem I wrote about my love of bacon (true story). I love vintage style clothing, I’m slightly obsessed with polka dots, and I’d wear a dress every day if I could. I wish I was as persistent as my gray hairs, but due to a lack of sleep since 2005, I tend to give in pretty easily. Just one more episode of anything Disney and I’ll have lost the capacity to have an adult conversation; oh, and I can believe it’s not butter.
So this is me, usually frizzy and frazzled, but striving to find the funny in every day domestic bliss. In addition to subscribing to my blog, you can find me on Facebook and Twitter too.
If you are a merchant who is interested in becoming a Sponsor, please email me at DomesticConsultants@gmail.com or check out my PR Info/Disclosure Information Page for general info on promotional opportunities.
Additionally, I also offer social media management and consulting. With over 32,000 followers I have the knowledge, expertise and fan base to help you maximize your presence online. Email me for details.










Hi Diva!
Your blog is fantastic. Who put together your design?
I would like mine to look more professional but am not sure where to start.
The Warden
Hey, thanks!!
My husband is an IT guy by day for a bank, and he’s also my IT guy for my website. He does blog designs if you’d like some help. Pricing varies based on what you need. You can email to DomesticConsultants@gmail.com if you want some pricing.
I like your blog! The Toddlers/Assholes post is super funny. Reminds me of Chelsea Handler. She thinks toddlers are assholes too! Which, they pretty much are…
Thank you! I love Chelsea Handler although I’m not up much to see her show these days! And you’re right….they pretty much are : )
Saw a woman who looked like you at a pub in Newport, Rhode Island this weekend. Was going to say hello but didn’t want to embarrass my husband and kids any more than I usually do. Love your blog.