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		<title>10 Bad Mother&#8217;s Day Gifts for 2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back by popular demand, it&#8217;s this year&#8217;s Bad Mother&#8217;s Day Gifts!  For the 3rd year in a row, whether you want to avoid giving the mother in your life a bad gift or if you&#8217;re looking for a passive-aggressive way to let your Mom know she makes Betty Draper (Mad Men) look like June Cleaver, <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/05/09/10-bad-mothers-day-gifts-for-2013/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, I&#8217;m not awkward, I&#8217;m just a Mom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 01:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My powder room is directly next to my front door. This has resulted in a couple slightly embarrassing incidents, the most recent being today when my toddler, who is fully potty trained and will flip out if I try to help her in the loo in any manner, was in there for a long, worrisome <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/05/06/oh-im-not-awkward-im-just-a-mom/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>How to be a toddler in 10 easy steps (and be totally awesome at it)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 00:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My kids all have birthdays in the month of July, and were each born two years apart.  This means I&#8217;ve had one toddler or another in the house since 2007. SIX CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF TODDLERS. This explains my 637 new gray hairs, my random uncontrolled eyelid twitches, and perhaps how I&#8217;ve nearly lost the capacity <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/05/05/how-to-be-a-toddler-in-10-easy-steps-and-be-totally-awesome-at-it/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Keepin&#8217; it real &#8211; Scrapbooks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You hear people tell you all the time that kids grow up so fast. Sometimes, when your elbow deep in dirty diapers, midnight feedings, and sleep schedules (or lack there of), that can seem hard to believe.  I remember just after having my third child, also having a 2yr old and a 4yr old, that <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/04/30/keepin-it-real-scrapbooks/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Be kind to your Mother (Earth)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of Earth Day, I&#8217;m recycling an old photo from a couple summer&#8217;s ago which I&#8217;ve made into a card to celebrate the day! And Kermit was wrong &#8211; it is easy being green. Get some real, easy info here at the Earth Day Network. So remember to be kind to your Mother (Earth)! <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/04/22/be-kind-to-your-mother-earth/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sharing Secrets</title>
		<link>http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/04/12/sharing-secrets/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=sharing-secrets</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some secrets are made for sharing&#8230; For example, I recently discovered a way, without diet or exercise, to fit into a bikini in about five minutes. For some women, the cost is about $30-$40, but for many women, you already have this secret in your closet. So what&#8217;s my secret? Let me show you&#8230; That&#8217;s <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/04/12/sharing-secrets/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Crappy Reading</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes it&#8217;s the little things in life that can really make your day. A kind word from a friend&#8230; A tall glass of wine&#8230; The kids cleaning up all their toys without being told (okay, that one is a fantasy)&#8230; A good book&#8230; The last one I appreciate so much more now that I don&#8217;t <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/04/01/crappy-reading/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry I let you down, kid.</title>
		<link>http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/03/21/sorry-i-let-you-down-kid/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=sorry-i-let-you-down-kid</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 00:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most parents, myself included, worry about letting our kids down in one way or another. Am I doing enough? Am I doing too much? Am I a good parent? Are my kids learning the lessons they need to succeed? One of things I struggle with personally as a mother is letting my children learn some <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/03/21/sorry-i-let-you-down-kid/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Spring has sprung</title>
		<link>http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/03/20/spring-has-sprung/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=spring-has-sprung</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It might not feel like it, but Spring is definitely upon us. The days are getting longer &#8230; Flowers are starting to bloom&#8230; Birds are nesting&#8230; I bought my value sized container of shaving cream, busted out my after-winter razor, and turned on the hose (my husband says I have to do it outside otherwise <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/03/20/spring-has-sprung/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity Audio Auditions &#8216;HERE&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/03/14/celebrity-audio-auditions-here/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=celebrity-audio-auditions-here</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Domestic Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my last post I told you all about the new, best-selling book, I Just Want to Pee Alone, that features some of my finest work *cough* and that of thirty-six other hilarious writers. The post detailed who contributed, a little bit about my essay, and of course where you can buy it.  We&#8217;ve hit <a href='http://www.divinesecretsofadomesticdiva.com/2013/03/14/celebrity-audio-auditions-here/' class='excerpt-more'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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