Dear Universe/Cosmic Forces,
Please stop messing with me. I got the email about promoting the new Dairy Queen Mini Blizzard and my first thought was, “you’ve got to be kidding me.” We both know I have a fairly decent level of self control around food, however, I am only human. The only thing more tempting to me than a DQ Blizzard would be large order of fries from Wendy’s.
Let’s be honest, I’m hanging on by a thread here to this newly found “healthy BMI.” I am at the highest possible weight for my height to be considered by those in the medical profession to be considered not overweight. Another pound and I’m back to clinically overweight.
You may ask if I have started my workout routine. The answer is no. I lost all my baby weight by diet alone and I just can’t get the extra whatever it is to get me to start exercising. So pleeeeeease! Cut me some slack!
Toss me a piece of exercise equipment, a personal trainer, even an exercise video, but for the love of all that is pure and holy, let’s keep the FREE Diary Queen productsor any of the other following foods to a minimum:
- french fries (with or without cheese)
- whole milk or half and half
- cheese (cheddar, american, ricotta, mozzarella, Parmesan, colby jack, etc., etc.)
- breakfast meats including but not limited to bacon, sausage and scrapple
- Regular Coke
- Chips with any accompanying dips
- Breyer’s anything
- Reeces Pieces, Snickers, or Butterfingers
Please keep in mind this list, as you probably already know, is not comprehensive. I’m already my own worst enemy, I do not need your help.