In honor of the upcoming holiday, here’s a short poem to commemorate real life motherhood. It’s one I’m sure Hallmark will be wanting to pick up for next year’s Mother’s Day cards.

Your Mother

Eyes with bags

Boobs that sag

Skin once smooth and tight

Now covered in cellulite

Then there’s stretchmarks, spider veins and the like

All from giving birth to a little tike

Her weight is now distributed in the weirdest of ways

Facial hairs sprouting, along with some grays

The worry lines are the first wrinkles to come

Because this Mother’s job is just never done

A taxi driver, cook, teacher, and a maid

Can you believe your Mom doesn’t get paid?!

The job is a thankless and tiring one

Her body is destroyed when all is said and done

So give her a break and not just Mother’s Day

She works hard but needs some time to play

Let her take a nap, read a book, pour her a glass

Just never ever comment on the size of her ass!

Happy Mother’s Day!

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