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5 Birthday Cards for Turning 40

in Uncategorized on 12/07/18

I’ve got just one more full day in my 30’s before I cross into my 40’s, and let’s just say I’m still adjusting to the idea.  On the one hand, I’m old enough to know I should be grateful to turn another year older, but on the other hand CAN I HAVE A DAMN MINUTE TO ACCLIMATE MYSELF.

In my regular fashion, I prefer to use humor as a way to help me adapt to things that make me uncomfortable like crossing into middle age. And since I always end up making my own cake and buying my own gifts (like this gift from me to me), I figured I might as well start doing my own birthday cards as well.  Here’s five cards perfect for any woman heading into her 40’s:

It used to be your legs that were long and lean, but now it’s your boobs. Get used to it.

Don’t leave home without ’em! It’s scientifically proven that chin hairs can grow up to 3″ per hour.

Last thing you need is a pimple in a wrinkle. Trust me on that one.

All the effects of the morning after without the fun booze-fest the night before. Yay!

Get it? Cause you’re old and you can’t hear anything. *ba-dump-dump*

So help me love my 40’s – leave a funny forties joke, tell me why I’ll love it, or just lie and tell me I look 29!  Regardless, leave a comment, I love hearing from you! Share if you know any other old people who can relate.

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