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Pale, It’s the New Tan

in Uncategorized on 05/07/10

Through much of my early twenties, and even as recent as a couple years ago, I would purchase a tanning package in the Spring so I would be nice and dark by the time Memorial Day rolled around. This year, after reading that 2/3 of skin cancer patients had used tanning beds, and that skin cancer rates for women in… View Post

Reverse Body Dysmorphic Disorder is a real condition…I think.

in Uncategorized on 05/07/10

“Lucky” jeans, my ass… Lucky was the last thing I felt as I tried, desperately, to squeeze my rolly-polly rear into those pants. I did it though. I even got them buttoned. I hopped around my bedroom, doing squats in hopes of loosening the denim, finally collapsing on the bed, sucking in all the breath I could, and then it… View Post

Alternative Weight Loss Options

in Uncategorized on 05/07/10

Back when I had my old My Space blog I discussed some of these topics. A friend from high school, Erin, had commented and said that she and her brother had discussed the idea of contracting tape worms on purpose. This would allow her to eat what she pleased and yet lose weight at the same time. Once she reached… View Post

Weight Loss Options and Excuses

in Uncategorized on 05/07/10

After having a new baby, my third baby at that, I am back to trying to come up with a weight loss plan. It’s hard to be fabulous while wearing maternity clothing. It’s also impossible to be fabulous when your pre-pregnancy clothing is too tight and giving you muffin top and moose knuckles. Additionally, I observed with my first child… View Post


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