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Long & Lean

July 7, 2015 by Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva



Did you know that you can use the same adjectives to describe my body today that were used 10 years ago? You know, like long & lean…well, 10 years ago that described my legs and now it’s my boobs, but still…

 

If that sounds familiar, it’s because it was one of the jokes that I told on Dr. Oz, but give me a break – it’s summer! For more of my favorite jokes turned memes, check out my ecards page here!

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