Certain behaviors, if they were done by an adult, would result in them being called an asshole. These same behaviors, if acted out by little people (young children, not midgets), would simply cause many to just shrug their shoulders and say “typical toddler.” Read these examples below which are listed in no particular order. Try […]
In the face…In the face!!
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I was going to write about this yesterday, but my injury prevented me from doing so… Technically, this has been a short week. We had President’s Day off on Monday, another snow day Tuesday (also the day of my fall from grace), and Friday the kids are off for an “in service” day. So why […]
Double Jointed
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I was running short on time as usual, so instead of asking a store associate for assistance, I tried to stretch my 5’4″ frame to reach the containers on the top shelf. Stepping on the bottom shelf, stretching my arm as far as it could go, I was just touching the front of the container […]
Big Ones
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I hate when people point out that I have big ones. Obviously, I’m aware; they are on my body after all. Although, I cannot blame my kids for this body condition; unlike many other things that are going wrong with my body such as my Tom Selleck Mustache, gray hair and fine lines/wrinkles, my big […]
Wordless Wednesday- Animal Print Edition
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Not pictured is my shiny tights, leg warmers, and high heels. Many of you suggested I find my motivation to exercise through new workout clothes. Do you know how hard it is to find a leopard print leotard?? Well, it’s hard. You can all look forward to seeing more of this outfit again soon…and me […]
Trendiest Mom in Town
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Today we hit 63 degrees, and although we have had a ridiculous 50 mph wind, it was really quite nice between gusts. As if I needed an excuse to have a case of Spring fever after the winter we’ve had, this was just the little taste of Spring I needed to make me dig around […]
Lego my Eggo
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I’d been having one of those stayed-up-too-late-and-forgot-to-set-the-alarm type mornings, and just as I began to settle down and tried to find my groove, my daughter, who had been out of her highchair for all of three minutes, found, ate and began to choke on some Legos. Because of my daughter’s tendency to climb, eat, and […]
