You had me at bacon…

If you have been a follower for a while you may have seen I had the opportunity to interview Celebrity Chef, Richard Blais. He won the Celebrity Chef All Stars and was doing a promotion for the Pork Be Inspired Campaign when I was contacted about the chance to interview him. When I was preparing […]

The world according to Jake

Jake is my middle child who has not so patiently been waiting through three other birthdays this month until we can celebrate his on the 31st. He became particularly annoyed with me when I wasn’t able to switch my birthday on the 14th with his. He said, “Mom, I know that you know I really […]

“What’s the matter with Mom?”

“What’s the matter with Mom,” Jake whispered to Joey. “I dunno,” Joey whispered back, “She looks mad. I think you should ask…” Thankfully, Jake just let it go and moved on to making a mess elsewhere. I continued doing what I was doing, knowing it was crazy, wasteful and only a temporary fix to an […]

Give me a sign, Buzz

I accidentally ate wheat Friday at dinner (I’m allergic in case you’re new) and suffered the consequences shortly thereafter. At the time of the reaction I was at the beach and felt so sick my husband drove me home so I could suffer in my own bed and bathroom. He returned to my parents house […]

Smells like Summer Vacation

Well, here we are. If you’re reading this, you’ve officially made it half way through summer vacation. Whether your sanity is intact is another thing all together, but physically you did it. You’re here. You’re not alone. Millions of Moms are battling with you. The whining of children echos in the ears of Mothers across […]

Story Time with Susan Presents: 10 Little Zombies

And now for another edition of Story Time with Susan: What are your thoughts on the book? Awesome, right? Purchase your own copy through Amazon by clicking the link here: Ten Little Zombies: A Love Story Leave me a comment and don’t forget to cast an automatic vote for me on Top Mommy Blogs just […]

8 Horrible, Terrible, No Good Gifts for Babies

So I had a conversation with a friend about a baby shower we’re attending. Both of us being slackers, we of course waited to buy gifts and now we have three choices left on the registry: a $600.00 Glider for the nursery or buy her socks and baby soap and look like douche bags. So […]

Yes, I am an attention whore, now leave me alone

If you follow me on Facebook, you probably already know I love sarcastic retro pictures and cartoons especially from places like Anne Taintor, Blunt Cards and Someecards. I usually post at least one a day on my Wall, but today I’m sharing two of my favorite Someecards here. The first, pretty much sums me up […]

5 Stages of Giving Birth

This time of year I have flashbacks…triple flashbacks. You see, all three of my kids were born in the month of July each two years apart. This may come as a huge shock to most of you, but I made a horrible pregnant person. Think of the most swollen, cranky thing imaginable then throw in […]



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