Coolest Boobs on the Block

Well, I’m enjoying yet another Mid-Atlantic Sprummer where we seemed to have skipped over the moderate and median temperatures associated with Spring, and have gone from our frigid winter weather right into sweltering heat and oppressive humidity. In fact, as I sit here in my living room with the blinds closed, a tall glass of […]

Life’s a beach

Welcome to the unofficial start of summer. I, and thousands of my fellow beach lovers, took to the roads Friday and headed down to the shore. Although the drive for me is only around 70 minutes, I bore witness to multiple driving offenses on our way south. I was actually ready to kiss the ground […]

Story Time with Susan Presents, “All my friends are dead.”

Here’s a new segment here called, Story Time with Susan. I’ll be featuring short books or funny excerpts from stories that I enjoy and think you will too. This was inspired by the new book, “Go the F@ck to Sleep” which I pre-ordered and should have to share in mid-June. Today’s book, All my friends […]

Who knew?

This is an automated post. If you are viewing this post, it is because I got Raptured, bitches! Who knew?! You may still have time! Read my last post, 6 Things to do for the Rapture. It worked for me!   I’ll put in a good word for you with JC, if you click the […]

6 Things to do for the Rapture

As always, it’s last minute preparations for me. Driving down the road just this week, I noticed a billboard indicating that the Rapture was happening this Saturday, May 21st, and as usual, I have nothing to wear! For some reason my mind must have been on the Mayan Calendar, and I thought I had a […]

10 Bad Father’s Day Gifts

Well, after the Horrible Holiday Gift Guide and Bad Mother’s Day Gifts, it seems only fitting that I found some equally awful gifts for the Dads in your life. This, of course, is especially true if you actually received any of the products from either of those lists. So if you’re looking to get back […]

What’s bugging you?

Friday the 13th started as most others did. The chipper chimes of my phone’s alarm annoyed me from my slumber. I begrudgingly turned on the shower and began the start of another day. This morning, in addition to being unlucky because of the date, would prove to be another busy day between schools, shopping, yard […]

Holy crap

What is it that they say about the third time around? It’s a “charm, right?” I agree, but only if by charm they mean that the third time around is a testament to your sanity. Because when I say it’s my third time, and a charming one at that, I am, of course, referring to […]

An Ode to Real Life Motherhood

In honor of the upcoming holiday, here’s a short poem to commemorate real life motherhood. It’s one I’m sure Hallmark will be wanting to pick up for next year’s Mother’s Day cards. Your Mother Eyes with bags Boobs that sag Skin once smooth and tight Now covered in cellulite Then there’s stretchmarks, spider veins and […]



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