Most of the time kids are well-meaning enough, but their compliments could usually use some polishing…at least the ones that my kids are slinging. You may have read my 10 Insulting Compliments from Kids, but since my kids are so giving, I’ve got 8 more holiday themed insults that they were kind enough to share: […]
Troll in the Hole™
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UPDATED POST/POEM – Read The Troll from the Pole here It’s been weeks and still no sign of Fred, our Elf on the Shelf. At this point, he’s still Missing and presumed dead (you can read about that here). Personally found the Elf rather creepy. I always felt like he was silently judging me when […]
The Parenting Evolution – 1st Kid/2nd Kid
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Although it’s hard to remember a time when I was the parent of just one child, it did exist, and it was only seven years ago. As with most first time Moms, there was certainly a bit of panic touch of anxiety as I listened to experienced Moms share their stories, read countless articles and […]
Missing
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Fred is missing. I knew exactly where he should have been, but when I arrived, he was gone. How could he leave me at a time like this? I needed him! What’s that? Who is Fred? Oh, he’s our Elf on the Shelf, and I’m afraid he’s fallen victim to foul play. I know it’s […]
Rock the Vote
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As usual, you won’t see me getting political here, but I do hope that you all get out and vote for your candidates. This morning I rocked the vote…I rocked it sick, feverish, smelling of Vicks Vapor Rub, and wearing last night’s Breathe Right Strip, but dammit, I voted! Now that my duty is done, […]
Deep thoughts…
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No, really. It would be awesome. These and other equally deep thoughts keep popping in my head as I lay on the couch in a chocolate-induced haze… I hope you all had a fun Halloween and are happily reaping the benefit of your kids getting candy! On a rare serious note, I am feeling an […]
