When Vegetables Attack

The zucchini is a patient vegetable. There it sits, making no movements, but watching every step you take from its vantage point on the counter. The zucchini waits. The zucchini watches. The zucchini knows that one day it’ll make its move…when the time is right. Yesterday the waiting and the watching paid off for the […]

Thoughts on turning 29 (for the 7th time)

I spent the morning of July 14th as I usually do, basking in the warm glow of my own homegrown denial. I add some to my morning coffee along with my cream and sugar, and by God, I savor every sip down to the last drop. I let it course through my veins along with […]

Lord of the Flies

To Whom It May Concern, If you are reading this, they have most likely found me. Their persistence is unmatched to my own, and I am growing weary. It’s as if they never rest – day nor night – and there are three of them and just one of me. I have no help. I […]



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