In less than four year’s time, I had three kids. My bra size went up. My bra size went down. My bra size went up. My bra size went down. You get the point. My youngest is now three and a half years old, and in addition to trying to lose the baby weight, I’ve […]
Toddler’s Evolution
posted by 19 Comments
Before I had kids, I had heard the saying “Terrible Twos” and “Tranquil Threes.” The latter is either an epically bad joke or it must have been said with complete sarcasm because in my experience, three has always been a much bigger monster than two. Right now I’m on my third three year old – […]
Don’t be fooled by the name
posted by 13 Comments
The stroller glided easily over the pavement, and my daughter’s hair blew gently in the wind as my pace quickened. I could feel my heart pumping faster and faster as my lungs worked harder and harder as we rounded the final curve of the paved track at the park. My daughter had to use the […]
The happy middle
posted by 14 Comments
Last week my Victoria’s Secret Swimwear catalog arrived. After a few hours of rocking back and forth in the corner while self soothing with some gin and Girl Scout Cookies, I finally took a look through most of it. Then, because it’s not healthy to keep something like that lying around making me feel bad, […]
If this makes me wrong, I don’t want to be right
posted by 11 Comments
How about you? Do you do anything so wrong, it’s just got to be right? Leave me a comment and let me know! Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2013
Parenting: It’s the gift that keeps on giving
posted by 12 Comments
We all have our moments – or days – where being a parent can feel like a thankless job. Honestly, sometimes it feels that way, well, because it is… That’s just part of this gig. After a particularly exasperating day recently, where I was feeling rather unappreciated and a little bit pissy about it, I […]
10 Bad Valentine’s Day Gifts
posted by 27 Comments
Gift giving isn’t as simple as it might seem. In fact, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from all of my Bad Gift Guides over the last few years, it’s that people give some really, really terrible presents that probably don’t accurately reflect how they really feel. So take heed, lovers! These are ten gifts that you don’t want […]
